I awoke very early and walked into town to PC World and got him a keyboard and a mouse, when I got home I bumped into the postman who had the new mobile broadband pack for me. So while he was asleep I set it all up for him and when I told him it as his he threw a major fit and then slumped in the chair and got the right hump.
My brother came up and gave him his present which was the complete set of Cary On films, my dad could not thank him enough and was almost kissing his feet for a such a fantastic present.
My two sisters came up and gave him their presents (one was a toilet roll holder and the other was some pots to put his dead plants in) again he went into overdrive and started gushing about how wonderful they were.
In fact he was even pleased to be woken up at 7am by a telephone from my mum wishing him happy birthday, yet he gets the hump when I actually buy him a present(s). I don’t think I’ll bother next year!