Although I was disappointed at having my trip to Manchester cancelled it was not a completely wasted weekend because I got to hang out with Reiss tonight, he is one of my favourite people to hang out with and nights are rarely boring with him around.

He has developed a rather niche ‘hobby’ which is to wait until we are at a crowded bus stop, or on a crowded bus, and then talk very loudly about something very rude, he likes to see how the people around him react and it is normally uncomfortable shifting in their seats or looking out the window.

I didn’t see anything wrong with loudly proclaiming that arm-wrestling is nothing more than two men showing each other their cum faces.

We headed to The Mucky Pup (as we do pretty much every time we meet up) and laid waste to the people who dared to challenge us to doubles on the pool table. I was in exceptional form and we vanquished many a foe until we played a Swedish couple and I suspected that Reiss threw the game because he loves Sweden so much, that and he said “I hope they win”.

I may have to rethink having such a traitor as a friend, you may laugh and say it is only a game of pool but these things can escalate and it won’t be long until he is selling our country’s secrets to those dastardly Swedes.