So today is Steak & Blow Job Day, is it a coincidence that my girlfriend went home early? After spending many years celebrating both St Valentine’s Day and St Skeletor’s Day don’t you think it is about time that I got to complete the set and celebrate this awesome day as well?

Maybe next year I should make a note of the date and arrange for me and my girlfriend to be in the same place at the same time, although I probably still wouldn’t get to celebrate the day as my girlfriend hates cooking for me…

The creator of St Skeletor’s Day (February 15th), Richard Herring, is looking to expand on this and create another day called International Wassock’s Day (not spelt Wazzock as those stupid people at the OED would have you believe), which is a day to point and laugh at the idiots in the world and contrary to popular belief this will not just be limited to members of parliament.

I have just emailed Richard to inform him that every day is International Wassock’s Day for me.