Win One Lose One

Acton Town’s first team took an absolute pounding yesterday as we were battered 11-0 at home against Uxbridge Town. It was not a case of Uxbridge...

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A Flatulent Ode

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can...

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Get A Job!

My dad thinks I should go and get myself a job. I think the fact that I have been out of proper work for about 11 years, and not qualified to...

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Four Day Piss Up!

It was quite a weekend for me, seeing as my dad is in hospital having his annual bath I decided to blow most of my money on four days of drinking...

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Bad Luck

Wayne says that I have the worst possible luck when it comes to using services from companies. I’ve had Sky charge me double month after month, I’ve...

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