It ended up being OK. We met a group of Asian guys over the park and had a big match. We spent four hours playing football overall and I am really feeling it now, although it means I’ll get fitter and lose more weight.
I think Reiss was slightly annoyed that I did not follow through with my text of maybe going to The Pup last night as apparently Wes also did not turn up so he was on his own. I apologised and he seemed cool.
As we were walking home through Victoria Park he caught me completely off-guard by blurting out that he thinks me and Thes are ‘getting it on’. My initial reaction was to laugh in his face and tell him that he was crazy. I again told him that we are just friends but I don’t think he believes that, in fact I am sure he does not believe that.
In fact I don’t know why but for some reason Reiss does not seem to think that I can sustain a platonic relationship with a member of the opposite sex. When we would go to the Hayfield if he saw me speaking to a woman he would immediately start telling me to “get in there my son” (paraphrasing obviously).
He has female friends so why can’t anyone else?
I was sooooo tempted to wind him up and say something like “we went at it like rutting rhinos and I now have scratch marks all down my back and teeth marks on my shoulder” but Thes would probably gouge my eyes out with a spoon, or rip out my testicles with her bare hands, so I restrained myself.
When I got home I was feeling rather tired but I only had time for a quick shower, put on some clean clothes, take the dog out and grab some food before I had to leave to go to a pub called The Hen & Chicken to see a sketch show by King Of Everything.
It was rather enjoyable and I ended up standing at the bar afterwards with another young stand-up comedian talking about the show. I was chatted up by a rather drunk young lady (21, still a kid!) who took more than a bit of a shine to me after her friend was rather rude to me and I responded by cutting her down in front of everyone. That should have sent alarm bells ringing in my head, but it didn’t!
I’m not sure what I did that prompted her to make rather bitchy comments about me, they were standing near us and ended up joining in with our conversation about stand-up comedy. I was behaving myself and did not unleash any of my offensive jokes.
I wanted to get home so I gave her my number without thinking and by the time I got home I had regretted my decision as she bombarded me with text messages around every 30 seconds. I ended up blocking her number, but it was a nice shot to the ego though even if she was mental.
I only attract three types of people: 14 year old girls, gay men and women who have severe mental problems. I’m special. 🙂
By the way if you have not see King Of Everything yet then I say get off your arses and go and check them out. They have hardly any material and improv pretty much everything. I’d like to see that fat cunt from Gavin & Stacy do that!