The weather in the UK has been absolutely lovely over the past week or so and I have taken full advantage of it by getting out in the garden in some shorts and doing the work I’ve been putting off for a long time. So why are people moaning about it? All I keep hearing is how they wish it wasn’t so hot and they wish it would rain, these are the same moaning bastards who whinge when it is cold and complain when it is raining!

My dad, who never goes out, has spent the entire week sitting in his chair in the front room watching the weather on TV and proclaiming every five minutes “I think we might get some rain in a few days”.

As Peter Kay once said: “its summer, have a Solero and shut the fuck up!”