First Time Out With Reiss This Year

After meeting Thes last night I spent most of the day in bed just being really lazy. I only got out of my lovely comfy bed to walk the dog, change the DVD player and use the toilet. I just laid in bed watching DVDs, messing about on the internet with my wireless keyboard & mouse and eating lots of Jammy Dodgers.

I did not feel like doing anything. I had put away a few beers the night before and did not feel like having another session that night but Reiss phoned and since I had not been out with him since New Year’s Eve so I decided to pop out for a couple and then would stick to water.

He refused to believe me that I had a drink with Will the day before and stopped short of calling me a liar (probably because I would have chinned him). That was pretty weird, his reasoning for me lying was that Will spent the entire afternoon/evening with him and the clan in some voodoo club. So whoever that was who was pretending to be Will was bloody convincing.

I had two beers in the Mucky Pup and then just drank water for the rest of the night. Despite Reiss’ best efforts at insulting me I stuck to my initial two pint rule. Take that you double-chinned twat! :)

I was not in the best of moods and I was put in an even worse mood when two people told me I looked fat. Obviously they did not come out with it like that but they made comments like “you’ve put on a bit of weight since I last saw you”. I’ve lost almost two stone since Christmas the bastards!

Reiss also insulted my weight which I found quite amusing seeing as he is turning into a right buffalo these days.

By midnight I had enough and went home feeling like a right lard arse.

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