I had a dream today that I was in a pub with Reiss that we had never been in before, he got talking to an older woman and after a while we went outside into the massive beer garden for what I thought would be a cigarette. I sparked up and turned around to see the woman on her knees giving Reiss a blowjob.
The beer garden had about 100 people in it and we all did the terribly English thing and pretended it wasn’t happening and went to the other side of the beer garden.
Most people dream of scoring the winning goal in a major sporting final, I dream about my friends getting lucky.Â