Kidnapping A Porn Star
I have been having a lot of dreams lately that have had me waking up believing them to have really happened, this morning I woke up convinced that I had played a major part in kidnapping porn star Ron Jeremy and woke…
Month: October 2012
Moaning Like Sunday Morning
We couldn’t find the curtains that we were going to put up in the newly decorated front room today, I was sure all the net curtains and curtains were stored in the linen cupboard (that’s right mofos, we have a linen cupboard…
How to Ensure Your Bra is A Comfortable Fit
Choosing a bra can be a very difficult process, particularly if you are a petite woman. That is why it is very important for you to take the time to do your measurements carefully so that you can choose a bra that…
Why Do People Hate to See Others Achieve?
Why is it that whenever you try and achieve something that other people could never achieve in a million years they have to try and sabotage it somehow? Is it really just down to pure jealousy over how shitty their own lives…
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown: Stupidity at its Finest
I was having my mid-morning break from work today and during this time I like to visit a number of sites to catch up on the daily news and one such site was the excellent News At Den which is a Millwall…
Why Should You Wear the Right Bra Size?
There are a number of things that you should consider when purchasing a bra, particularly if you are a petite individual. It is important for you to avoid compromising on the size of the bra, either because you feel that the right…
Ask Levin Blair if Wrestlers Are Pussies
The past two days I have written about two rather sour incidents that have happened to me (HERE and HERE) but after reading this morning about an incident that happen on a train in America I have found a little bit of positivity in…
Let Chia Wong LLP Help Run the Legal Side of Your Business
There are many things that need to be considered before you start a business, one thing that is important to consider is the right type of legal counsel to help you with the legal side of your business, this will give you…
Careless Learner
When people learn to drive I always assumed that they were taught privately somewhere until they reach a certain standard and are then taken onto the public roads to further their training, this is obviously not how it happens. I was waiting…
Roman Road Attraction
I was making my merry way to Roman Road market this afternoon when a man drinking from a can of Special Brew approached me from the opposite direction, as he got close to me he finished his can and triumphantly slammed the…