Since I got back from Manchester at the weekend I have been struck down by a cough and a cold that was given to me by my ex-girlfriend’s evil three year old grandson. I thought he loved me as he crawled all…

I spent the weekend in Manchester. I got the midnight coach up Friday night and pulled into Manchester at 3:30am Saturday morning. I struggled through the city centre among the constant stream of drunk people staggering towards me like zombies, drunken half…

I think my time playing football might be coming to an end. I know I have said this more times than that naughty little boy cried wolf, but I think this time it might actually be happening. On Sunday I had to…

Yesterday was football training night with SE Lions, they are the team I play for on a Sunday. I got to Southwark Park early, we normally train & play here, but because of the light we were playing somewhere else and the…

Some of you may not be aware but since we moved into the new flat (in March I believe it was) we have had an ongoing problem with one of the neighbouring families from the third floor. They constantly allow their 3…

Everything seems to be changing around me. My bestest mate in all the entire wide world has got himself a bird and has moved in with her in a place called Molesey and has the cheek to be happy and leave me…