A friend of mine will soon be taking his great big smug face and will be flying off to Sweden for a week or so, probably to look at the lovely scenery and to stock up on all that lovely snus that…
Today, while hanging out with that no good cunt Reiss, I came upon the realisation that there are three different types of people inside of me that are all fighting each other to gain control of my lovely, muscular, well-toned, yet supple,…
I’d had a decent week working online so I thought that I would celebrate by going out Friday, because that is the kind of rock and roll rebel I am. You can keep your drugs and having debauched sex with groups of…
Today something magical happened to me. Something that has put a huge smile on my face since the email informing me of this good fortune arrived into my email account. And for once it was nothing to do with weight loss pills…
I would like to take a moment to apologise to anyone who found my last post rather uncomfortable to read. I don’t like making people feel bad but it has made me feel better. All I can promise is that I will…
All the times I have written about certain things on this blog I have never once stopped to think that maybe that particular topic I was about to mention might not be something I should share. Never once have I thought “maybe…
Well there were no media reports of hell freezing over as I made my surprise return to football on Sunday when I turned out for Bethnal Green Celtic in what turns out is their last game of the season. I did not…
My dad has finally lost his senses. He has allowed people to look at the gold coins that he has been buying and collecting from one of those crappy companies that you see advertising in the back of the free magazines you…
I nipped back home, after the football match, to grab something to eat, have a shower, put on some clean clothes and then shoot off to meet up with Reiss again. It had been so long since I’d last seen him (it…
I had been looking forward to Saturday for the past couple of weeks. For it was the day that I was going to go and join several thousand other Millwall fans and pay our respects to a Millwall legend. Neil Harris had…
