I love the hot weather we have been experiencing lately. So much so that I have been making regular trips down to Hastings to see Kerry. We spend the time walking around the beach and shops, with my top off getting a…

Whoever invented the concept of love deserves to be stabbed in the eye with a blunt spoon! The evil sadistic utter cunt. Of all the things that prick could have invented he had to go and invent something that causes so much…

You know what I really hate about Ebay? You take fucking ages to find the item that you are searching for, you bid on it, repeatedly return to make sure some cunt has not out-bidded you at the last minute, win the…

I really should stop neglecting this blog, especially if I am serious about trying to become a freelance journalist. I need to do as much writing, in all of my blogs, as I possibly can to shake off the rust. I still…