Football on Sunday could have gone a lot better. We are trying to get sorted for our first friendly on July 4th so we divided the players into two teams and basically had our A team go up against our B team….

I have shaved my beard so I now no longer look like Neil Fallon from the band Clutch, this fact saddens me deeply. My self-consciousness stops me from growing a proper beard, it gets to a certain period and then it makes…

I have not been posting as often as I have/should lately. This is down to the fact that by the time I get home after work I am normally too tired to even contemplate writing anything. I could write something before I…

Despite the really horrible and tragic news that I received yesterday I somehow managed to fight the urge to return to my normal state of being a grumpy horrible bastard. Yesterday I received my uniform for work and I look bloody stupid…

I brought the local newspaper today to help stop me from becoming so bored on the bus journey to work and to be honest I sort of fucking wish that I hadn’t. I was flicking through when I suddenly saw a picture…

Not a bad weekend. I decided to stay in Walthamstow on Friday and have a couple of beers in a couple of the pubs up there. Nothing exciting although Walthamstow seems to be a breeding ground for Polish alcoholics and large drunk…

Football was heaps of fun on Sunday. About 22 of us turned up so we were able to have a proper 11-a-side game. I played in a 2-man defence for some reason, I pushed up often but the service was not there…