It is now almost 6:30pm on a Friday night and I am sitting in my bedroom typing on a computer in pitch darkness, why? Because I am trying to give the impression that there is nobody at home because outside it is…

Growing up in the East End of London, and running with certain people, I have seen some serious fights and attacks in my time but this morning I witnessed a savage attack that ranks possibly in the top five list. I took…

I made the stupid mistake of going into work late today. This would be no bother to the manager as long as we put in the 7.5 hours a day she is happy, the mistake I made was not realising that Oxford…

I have not posted a lot about my new job so I thought that I would post a quick update as I know that a lot of you are just dying to know if I have fallen on my potato-shaped face yet…

Some of you who read my blog regularly may be aware that I play non-league football for a club called AFC Ealing (AKA Acton Town). I have long since vented my spleen on the pages of this blog about my unhappiness with…

I recently received my first month’s pay from my new job and although I have resisted the urge to run out and splurge it all away I do have some plan for it and one is to buy myself a nice big…

I recently bought a pay-as-you-go phone from my brother’s catalogue, I bought it before I ordered my contract phone so now I have two phones. My brother got this idea into his head that I was going to give him my contract…

I was looking out of my front room window today, because I’m nosey, when I noticed that one of my neighbours on the ground floor (the one right underneath us) has recently purchased some of the coolest garden furniture I’ve seen. He…

Acne, most people have the misfortune of suffering from this problem at some point in their teenage years, thankfully for a lot of people it will soon go away but there are some cases where not only does it not go away…

I am a very messy person. If you look at my bedroom floor it is awash with dirty clothes, I like to play a game called find a piece of carpet! I’m not a dirty person, I’m just incredibly messy and will…