I do not know anyone who has not tried to diet, my friend Reiss recently tried exercising in a bid to lose weight but he neglected to stop eating junk and drinking 14 cans of beer a day.= so obviously it did…

Last night I went out with Reiss, we talked during the week about going somewhere different (Camden Town was mentioned quite strongly) but we decided to go to The Mucky Pup instead, which everybody who reads my blog will know is a…

About this time of year people are booking their holidays, probably a nice warm beach on the other side of the planet as far away from the unpredictable British weather as possible. Normally it is a time for happiness but there are…

I went to the local shop this morning as I went down one of the aisles I felt something on the back of my neck, assuming it was merely an itch I slyly gave my neck a little flick, as I did…

After three sessions of not going I decided that it was time for me to go to football training again. I had been unable to go in recent weeks due to a variety of problems from money issues to having to pick…

I had been complaining of a smell in the house for about a week, it was one of those smells that you recognised but you could not quite remember what it reminded you of. Well today I have discovered what that smell…

Reiss is now wearing what I can only call war paint in his desperate bid to become accepted. It looks like he has been hit across the face with bamboo. I went out with Reiss last night. To be honest I was…

Today I was trying to add a new board to my football forum and I was getting a database error with no details of the error. Thankfully I know that the board logs errors in little files so I dragged it up and found…