I got a phone call from Wayne last night. When he phones me he never allows the phone to ring properly. I am normally in the front room and my phone is in the bedroom. He will always wait until I’m about…

Acton Town lost again on Saturday, this time we went down 4-2 against Samba Street Soccer. The annoying thing is that we were actually 2-0 up and playing some nice football until that second goal went in. As soon as we were…

So I’m sitting on a bench at Perivale station waiting for the train that will take me to Bethnal Green, after football training on Thursday evening, when I open a bottle of Coke and it sprays on me a little bit. Right…

PlusNet are the biggest bunch of cunts in the ISP pool, and trust me that is some bloody achievement! Last month I ended up in debt because PlusNet were trying to take the wrong amount of money from my bank account. They…

I stole this from the very cool Dana’s Live Journal page. Dear Lucozade Sport people, I am a big fan of your ‘Lucozade Sport Orange Body Fuel’ refreshing drink, and like to enjoy a bottle as I take my early morning cycle rides….

I was taking part in a message board discussion over at ukff.com today about tough wrestlers. I brought up Les Kellett, a favourite of mine back when World Of Sport was on ITV on Saturday afternoon, and someone posted this story about…

I’ve had her for about four years now and in that time she has had the following: Five new hard drives. Three dial-up modems Two sound cards Two broadband modems And more ram then a herd of slutty sheep! But alas she…