First Training Session In A Year

Saturday I went to my first football training session in around a year. I had tried to prepare myself for it by doing a few runs and my patented home workout routine. But nothing made me ready for what the manager has in store for us. He is sadistic bastard. Considering it had been over [...]

A Weekend Full Of Cunts Part #1

My New Years resolution to cut back on the drinking of alcohol took a bit of a back seat as I did nothing but drink this past week end. Give me a bit of a break, I was celebrating the fact that I had had a blinding week working. Friday night I met up with [...]

Why You Should Always Listen To Your Eye Doctor

One of the biggest regrets that I have had since I was about six years of age was that I did not listen to the many optitionists that I was seen by when they told me that I should wear an eye patch over my bad eye and wear my glasses all the time. They [...]

It May Be Grim Up North But Fuck Me It Is Cheaper!

Travelling from London to Manchester by coach may not be the best thing in the world to do (just shy of five hours) but I’m too cheap to pay an extra £50 to go there by train. And the coach has free internet.

Are Ink Cartridges Really As Cheap As They Claim?

It might surprise a few people to discover that I do not own a printer. I made this decision because I was becoming increasingly annoyed at having to go into town to buy replacement printer ink cartridges because they seemed to run out every time I printed out one letter.

Happy New Year

Just a quick message to wish everybody a very happy new year. I hope you are all out seeing in the new year in the right way.

What Did Your Last Slave Die Of? Probably Exhaustion!

I have been running around pretty much all day today. I went to Tesco to get the rest of my dad’s shopping, I popped into the doctors to get his prescription, I went to the chemist to get his medicine (an entire bag full!), I went to three shops to get him his tobacco and [...]

Never Making That Journey Again!

When Tracy comes to London I do two things. I clean like a mad person and I get the coach up to Manchester to meet her and we then get the coach back to London together. I think this is a nice thing to do but after my last experience I think that is the [...]

Asking Alexandria – Right Now (Na Na Na) (Akon Cover)

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