Me, BBW, A Fat Red Fish & A Bloody Weird Dream

I was on a megabus coach going somewhere that I can not remember, suddenly it turned into a train and pulled in at a remote train station. The driver gave the announcement that he was going to give us a 20 minute break and everyone piled off to go to the shop and smoke. When [...]

I Really Dislike The Police (Not The Band)

I made a hug mistake today, I decided to go to the old flat (just across the estate) and clean up a bit before handing the keys in on Monday. I say ‘hug mistake’ because as I put my key in the door I noticed that the frame around the bathroom window had been smashed [...]

We’re In The New Flat!

We have finally moved into a new flat. It took a lot of work, a lot of ordering about, a lot of phone calls and a lot of restraint on my part from wanting to murder my dad and bury him in the garden under his new shed. Every day since Monday I have been [...]

February 2011 Blog Traffic Report

It seems like a fair few people actually enjoyed my traffic report last month so I think this will definitely become a regular monthly thing. Speaking of the traffic blog, here is the stats for February!

Don’t Bring Me Your Drama

Why are people so bloody weird? If you come to me and ask me for some advice then you should be aware that my advice, whilst not necessary good, is always honest and straight from the shoulder. You are not allowed to ask for my advice and then get angry with me if you don’t [...]

Good Idea For A Fancy Dress Costume?

My mate Reiss likes to tell a story on his blog about his mum coming home one day from work with some scrubs for him to wear in bed because he was having trouble finding comfortable night attire . It sounds silly but it is actually not a bad idea. It would not be the [...]

The Saga Of The Dead Mouse Continues

The saga of the mouse that my dad was sitting on for six hours is still rumbling along. I am convinced he has brought it into the flat with him, my dad on the other hand thinks that it is some kind of army trained mouse and climbed up the side of the block of [...]

Killing A Mouse With His Butt

So I’m sitting in the front room with Tracy while my dad is boring us to death, with his latest trip to the hospital, when he gets up to go to the toilet and I spot something on his cushion. Thinking it was paper money that had fallen out of his pocket (a regular occurance) [...]

January 2011 Blog Traffic Report

I used to publish a monthly post on this blog and my ineeddiscipline.com blog which would go into detail about the stats and traffic from the previous month. I enjoyed it so I’m going to start doing it again on this blog (I never stopped doing it on my other blog). Hope you like it, [...]

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