Last night there was a knock at the door, I opened it to be confronted by two women staring back at me. a fat woman and a skinny woman who I recognised as the busybody who goes around the estate and tells people off for having a dog. Fat Lady: Hi, I used to live [...]
I could not wait to get up, get my things together and get the coach back to London. I really have had a horrible time this weekend and to be honest I’m not sure I will be in such a hurry to come back up next weekend. We popped into the house she stays at [...]
I woke up Saturday morning with a banging headache. I’m not sure if this is from the alcohol, that I drank the night before, or some terminal illness. I was also aching because the day before I had to carry Tracy’s sofa bed pretty much on my own because nobody would help her. It isn’t [...]
I can not believe how much hassle I caused by staying out for one night. I went to watch the Barcelona/Arsenal football game in a local pub in North London. I was also keeping myself up to date with the Millwall/QPR game that was also going on at the same time. Millwall managed to end [...]
When I tell people that I am a freelance writer they often ask me why I do not call myself a journalist and take offence when people call me this. It is because I do not wish to be associated with the utter twats that write for the national newspapers. They sensationalise news items beyond [...]
I was on a megabus coach going somewhere that I can not remember, suddenly it turned into a train and pulled in at a remote train station. The driver gave the announcement that he was going to give us a 20 minute break and everyone piled off to go to the shop and smoke. When [...]
I made a hug mistake today, I decided to go to the old flat (just across the estate) and clean up a bit before handing the keys in on Monday. I say ‘hug mistake’ because as I put my key in the door I noticed that the frame around the bathroom window had been smashed [...]
We have finally moved into a new flat. It took a lot of work, a lot of ordering about, a lot of phone calls and a lot of restraint on my part from wanting to murder my dad and bury him in the garden under his new shed. Every day since Monday I have been [...]
It seems like a fair few people actually enjoyed my traffic report last month so I think this will definitely become a regular monthly thing. Speaking of the traffic blog, here is the stats for February!
Wayne Saliba (49)
2ThePoint (36)
Thespina (10)
Mr Feel good (8)
Sell pens... (8)
Streaming... (8) ebele (7)
Jade (7)
Jimbo (6)
Raven Garcia (6)
