What A Bloody Cheek She Has!

Last night there was a knock at the door, I opened it to be confronted by two women staring back at me. a fat woman and a skinny woman who I recognised as the busybody who goes around the estate and tells people off for having a dog. Fat Lady: Hi, I used to live [...]

Glad To Be Going Home

I could not wait to get up, get my things together and get the coach back to London. I really have had a horrible time this weekend and to be honest I’m not sure I will be in such a hurry to come back up next weekend. We popped into the house she stays at [...]

Now You Are Just Taking The Fucking Piss!

I woke up Saturday morning with a banging headache. I’m not sure if this is from the alcohol, that I drank the night before, or some terminal illness. I was also aching because the day before I had to carry Tracy’s sofa bed pretty much on my own because nobody would help her. It isn’t [...]

QPR Might Have Lost But I Took The (Verbal) Beating!

I can not believe how much hassle I caused by staying out for one night. I went to watch the Barcelona/Arsenal football game in a local pub in North London. I was also keeping myself up to date with the Millwall/QPR game that was also going on at the same time. Millwall managed to end [...]

Don’t Call Me A Journalist!

When I tell people that I am a freelance writer they often ask me why I do not call myself a journalist and take offence when people call me this. It is because I do not wish to be associated with the utter twats that write for the national newspapers. They sensationalise news items beyond [...]

Me, BBW, A Fat Red Fish & A Bloody Weird Dream

I was on a megabus coach going somewhere that I can not remember, suddenly it turned into a train and pulled in at a remote train station. The driver gave the announcement that he was going to give us a 20 minute break and everyone piled off to go to the shop and smoke. When [...]

I Really Dislike The Police (Not The Band)

I made a hug mistake today, I decided to go to the old flat (just across the estate) and clean up a bit before handing the keys in on Monday. I say ‘hug mistake’ because as I put my key in the door I noticed that the frame around the bathroom window had been smashed [...]

We’re In The New Flat!

We have finally moved into a new flat. It took a lot of work, a lot of ordering about, a lot of phone calls and a lot of restraint on my part from wanting to murder my dad and bury him in the garden under his new shed. Every day since Monday I have been [...]

February 2011 Blog Traffic Report

It seems like a fair few people actually enjoyed my traffic report last month so I think this will definitely become a regular monthly thing. Speaking of the traffic blog, here is the stats for February!

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