Boring People & Pulling In The Goose

The people I work with are riveting people, they really are. If they are not talking about various medical problems they are suffering from (and going into way too much detail) they are talking about things like how many spoons they have at home and even the rising price of rv finance in African countries [...]

Who Ate All The Pies? Part Two

I had such a good time looking at the pictures that I posted in my earlier post that I decided I should put up some others that made me chuckle. I know some of you might find it horrible but he fucking deserved it for invading the pitch at least three times and fighting with [...]

Who Ate All The Pies? Part One

You will have heard by now that there was a little bit of trouble at Upton Park where West Ham United took on the mighty Millwall. Rather than sit here and write at length about how West Ham were totally at fault for what happned inside the ground, I’m going to post a load of [...]

Ding Dong The Witch Has Resigned Due To Ill Health

I was going to lead with the title Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead but that would have been cruel (as she is not dead) and, most importantly of all, inaccurate. You can also count it as a playful dig at the people who jump all over health and safety if you like.

September 2009 Blog Traffic Report

This is something that I have not done in a long time, which is a shame because I really enjoyed doing it. If you didn’t like these kind of posts then you can blame Reiss for suggesting I start doing it again. I’ll tell you where he lives if you want to avenge your mind!

I Really Hate The Intrepid Fox

Friday I did something that I don’t normally do, I actually phoned Reiss. He was gob smacked that it was me on the other end of the phone and I’m sure he stood there in a pub staring at the screen in confusion as my name flashed up.

They Don’t Make Oyster Cards Very Sturdy

I did not go to work today. I keep my debit card and my Oyster card in a little yellow wallet that I was given when I got my Oyster card. I left it in one of my back pockets and sat down. The debit card was fine but the oyster had a nice long [...]

I Might Have To Change My Number Again

I think I might have to change my phone number again. For some reason some people are either not getting my text messages or are receiving them hours after I’ve sent them.

I Think I’m Having A Mid-Life Crisis

I’m not sure why but today I got my ear pierced. I’m still undecided if it was some form of mid-life crisis. Maybe in a couple of weeks I’ll be chasing 18 year old women, wearing leather jackets and applying for a driving license so I can buy a really flashy car?

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