Category: General

Killing A Mouse With His Butt

So I’m sitting in the front room with Tracy while my dad is boring us to death, with his latest trip to the hospital, when he gets up to go to the toilet and I spot something on his cushion. Thinking it was paper money that had fallen out of his pocket (a regular occurance) [...]

First Training Session In A Year

Saturday I went to my first football training session in around a year. I had tried to prepare myself for it by doing a few runs and my patented home workout routine. But nothing made me ready for what the manager has in store for us. He is sadistic bastard. Considering it had been over [...]

A Weekend Full Of Cunts Part #1

My New Years resolution to cut back on the drinking of alcohol took a bit of a back seat as I did nothing but drink this past week end. Give me a bit of a break, I was celebrating the fact that I had had a blinding week working. Friday night I met up with [...]

It May Be Grim Up North But Fuck Me It Is Cheaper!

Travelling from London to Manchester by coach may not be the best thing in the world to do (just shy of five hours) but I’m too cheap to pay an extra £50 to go there by train. And the coach has free internet.

Happy New Year

Just a quick message to wish everybody a very happy new year. I hope you are all out seeing in the new year in the right way.

What Did Your Last Slave Die Of? Probably Exhaustion!

I have been running around pretty much all day today. I went to Tesco to get the rest of my dad’s shopping, I popped into the doctors to get his prescription, I went to the chemist to get his medicine (an entire bag full!), I went to three shops to get him his tobacco and [...]

Never Making That Journey Again!

When Tracy comes to London I do two things. I clean like a mad person and I get the coach up to Manchester to meet her and we then get the coach back to London together. I think this is a nice thing to do but after my last experience I think that is the [...]

My Nan Is Back Home. :)

I received word that my nan has been allowed to move back into her flat again. She has dementia brought on by alzheimer’s and after falling over and breaking her arm she was sectioned and placed in a nursing home.

Best Laid Plans

I had made lots of plans for when Tracy came down for eight days recently. It was only her second time in London and I was going to show her the sites of London. Not just the touristy things like Buckingham Palace and St Pauls, but also the many smaller things that London has to [...]

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