Category: General

Maybe I Should Get The Train Next Time

Yesterday I had to make a journey that I fucking hate with a passion; I had to make a coach journey up to Manchester. I hate this because it takes 5 hours, I hate this because I have to share the tiny space with around 50 inconsiderate cunts, and I hate this because I have [...]

Dunn Himself In

So Ryan Dunn is dead. Why is everyone making such a massive deal about it? I agree it is sad when someone passes away but that is life, it will happen to all of us one day, but why the hysteria behind this Jackass’ (getddit?) death?

Morning Laughter

I was woken up this morning by the posh bloke upstairs laughing like Frank Bruno (I’ve met the posh guy and it isn’t Frank Bruno, he is the wrong colour for a start). He does this every day at the same time, 8am in the morning!

An Interesting Way To Spend A Sunday

I always thought that musicals were for women and gay men. Why would I want to go and see Billy Elliott or Grease or The Wizard of Oz? I don’t want to see people prancing around and bursting into song, I’m a real man and real men want to see blood & guts and people [...]

A Black Woman, A Greek & A Nutter Walk Into A Pub

There is one thing that I will never understand about people who claim to be fans of stand-up comedy and that is when they pay good money and then walk out half way through the gig because they did not like the material.

Catching The Megabus Certainly Has Mega Problems

I spent the weekend up North and wish I hadn’t. When I go up North I get the coach as it is cheaper and I’m guaranteed a seat, but the same crap happens every single time I get a Megabus coach. First of all you will see a number of us queuing patiently for the [...]

Not A Good Day In The Saliba Household

I was woken up this morning by a noise in the garden. I tried to look out of the bedroom window but couldn’t quite make out what it was. We’ve had neighbours throwing things into our garden since we moved in so I thought they was doing it again, I put on some clothes and [...]

Watching People Run Makes Me Tired

Because I had a rather late night on Saturday I was in a very delicate state when I woke up at 9am on Sunday. I had foolishly agreed to go and watch the London Marathon with someone, so after about three hours of sleep I had to drag myself out of bed and make myself [...]

Full Moons Make People Do Weird Things

I had a rather nice weekend. I spent Friday night at home due to a lack of funds but I took the opportunity to give my websites a complete redesign, I know I do that quite a lot but I think the two designs I currently have are really good and will be around for [...]

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