Category: General

An Absolute Cunt Of A Day

This morning I learned that my stay of execution had been moved forward from the weekend to today. Shit! I’d just crawled out of bed and now had to get my head straight, quickly get ready and get out of the house before my mother, my sisters and their bastard off-spring descend on the place [...]

Putting My Foot In It Again

I put my foot firmly in it yesterday. I was talking to someone on Facebook in Greek (I was cheating, I was using Google’s language translator) and also Maltese (not cheating here, I’m learning it). Nothing that I would consider offensive but apparently this person did not find it funny and obviously thought that I [...]

The End?

Author Notes: This was a little ode that I wrote many years ago when I was a rather angry young man who was possibly always stuffed to the gills with alcohol and drugs. I sit in my room as the world goes boom. Doom and gloom is all I presume. The world’s gonna end and [...]

Willzilla Is Jealous Of My Offensive Face!

The saga of me and my offensive face continues today. Last night in an act of defiance, that I’m sure has not been seen for hundreds of years, I put my picture back up on Twitter. That will show the world, and nobody died or got injured with my protest. This morning I found that [...]

Finding A Cosmetology School

Cosmetology (the study of beauty treatment to you and me) is a very popular vocation these days and it can be quite a daunting experience to find a school within traveling distance that has an opening. That is where findabeautyschool.com comes in very handy indeed. They are a web site that house possibly every major [...]

Twitter: Your Face Offends People!

It is now the second day in a row that I managed to plough through quite a bit of work, this is a record that will surely stop tomorrow. Actually I’ve just remembered that my sisters and my mother are coming up to visit tomorrow, I am now certain I will spend most of the [...]

I Really Hate Belsize Park

I had a very productive day yesterday, I was up and dressed by 11am (which is a rarity) and got stuck into the big pile of articles that I have been putting off writing for a couple of weeks now. I have periods like this where I will go for days without doing anything and [...]

I Have A Confession To Make

I can not hide this shameful secret for a second longer. This terrible secret has been eating away at me for a while now and I feel the need to share it with you as I hope it will lighten the burden on my shoulders. It will probably shock a few people who did not [...]

I Met Richard Herring’s Clone

Since I was in such a good mood I decided to go to the pub, they had Sky Sports on so I could listen to the highlights of the Millwall/Crewe game while I supped my beer as the barmaid kept wiping my table (I clumsily slopped beer on the table) and the barman stood with [...]

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