Today, while hanging out with that no good cunt Reiss, I came upon the realisation that there are three different types of people inside of me that are all fighting each other to gain control of my lovely, muscular, well-toned, yet supple, body.
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I have been very boring these past two days and have done nothing but stay at home and write. I have done so much writing over the past two days that the neighbours thought there was a fire coming from the flat, but it was just the smoke billowing off the laptop from my speedy fingers tapping away.
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You might have noticed that I have given this blog a complete redesign. I was never really happy with the old design and it was always a stop gap measure until the current design was ready to be placed on display for the world to see.
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I’d had a decent week working online so I thought that I would celebrate by going out Friday, because that is the kind of rock and roll rebel I am. You can keep your drugs and having debauched sex with groups of women, I’d much rather have a pint with a boring bastard like Reiss. THAT is hardcore!
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Today something magical happened to me. Something that has put a huge smile on my face since the email informing me of this good fortune arrived into my email account. And for once it was nothing to do with weight loss pills or something to enhance my sex life.
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