I am 29 years old (soon to turn 30!) and I reside in a charming little hamlet called Bethnal Green which is situated in East London, sandwiched between Hackney and Whitechapel. I support Millwall Football Club and although I was born and bred in East London My mum is Irish and my dad is Maltese - a deadly mix!

I am a misanthropist so if I meet you and I am cold and distant towards you then you will know that it is nothing personal, I just hate you, it saves you the bother of disappointing me and letting me down later on.

I play football for Acton Town (soon to be named AFC Ealing for no apparent reason) at centre back and left back (it depends who has not turned up) who used to ply their trade in the Middlesex County League but for the 2008/09 season we are moving to a poorer league in the hope of winning something.

I used to play for both their first team and their reserve team but as of next season the reserve team is no longer being run so I shall be on the lookout for a Sunday team to play for.

In my four seasons at Acton Town I have notched up 73 first team appearences (both league and cup), 1 first team goal (a fucking beauty!), 22 reserve games and 1 reserve goal (another fucking beauty!) plus countless yellow cards and red cards, enough to keep the club afloat apparently!

My main passion in life (apart from football) is professional wrestling. I eat, sleep and breath wrestling, I would watch it every single hour of the day if I was allowed to. I have been writing a weekly wrestling column called The Final Cut since July 2001 which has appeared on some of the biggest wrestling web sites on the internet.

I have also been fortunate to have various wrestling aritcles published in print publications such as Total Wrestling, Piledriver, Wrestling Wrap-Up, Toxic Wrestling as well as local and national newspapers in both the UK and the US.

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