Archive for December, 2011

Should Have Stayed In Bed

I was hoping that I could get to the end of 2011 without any more shit being thrown at me, but Mother Nature must be a monkey of some kind because she really enjoys throwing her shit at people and me in particular!

Dec 29, 2011 | 2 comments | View Post

I Hate Boxing Day

Boxing Day has to be the worst and most boring day of the year, nothing happens, the presents have all been opened, the useless POS Hardware present has been returned to the store, the buzz & excitement of Christmas Day has come and gone, and it seems such a long way away until we can [...]

Dec 27, 2011 | 4 comments | View Post

The Perfect Christmas Day?

What did you do for Christmas Day? I spent the day laying in bed watching rubbish TV and stuffing my face with food that never seemed to run out. I didn’t even get out of bed to open my presents until about 9pm. I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure this is what Christmas [...]

Dec 26, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post

Scaring Hungarian Women With A Helicopter

My sisters and their children laid siege to our flat last night I made plans to escape and visit a friend of mine who lives in Leyton with her 6 year old autistic son. I get a bit of a kick out of visiting them because we always have a laugh and an enjoyable evening.

Dec 25, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post

The Boys Are Back In Islington Town

I have discovered a secret trick to getting plenty of work done, it is called ‘getting up at 3am in the morning’. I had a cup of tea and some toast and sped through about three days worth of work by 1pm. It had been a few days since I’d last done any work, a [...]

Dec 24, 2011 | 0 comments | View Post

Dean The Hero

I met my mum at the bus stop yesterday because she had some things from my Nan’s flat that she was giving to my dad and she couldn’t carry them on her own. As we were walking along, and she was filling me in on the punch-up that happened the day before, she started pointing.

Dec 07, 2011 | 2 comments | View Post

Not Your Typical Funeral #2

As we left the church things got a bit too much for my mum and she slumped into a chair and started sobbing. Her husband didn’t know what to do but I have many years experience of upsetting women so I waded in and put my arms around her and helped her out to get [...]

Dec 06, 2011 | 1 comment | View Post

Not Your Typical Funeral #1

It may sound incredible for me to divulge to you that in 33 years I have only been to one funeral, that was the funeral of my Great Nan back when I was about 16. I’m not sure if this means anything, have I just been rather lucky not to have lost that many people [...]

Dec 05, 2011 | 1 comment | View Post