Archive for November, 2011

The Revenge Of The Shellards

Since I got back from Manchester at the weekend I have been struck down by a cough and a cold that was given to me by my ex-girlfriend’s evil three year old grandson. I thought he loved me as he crawled all over me, snuggled up to me to watch Fireman Sam and randomly coughed [...]

Manchester On A Friday Night Is Like Zombieland

I spent the weekend in Manchester. I got the midnight coach up Friday night and pulled into Manchester at 3:30am Saturday morning. I struggled through the city centre among the constant stream of drunk people staggering towards me like zombies, drunken half naked zombies, and caught the bus to Wythenshawe where my ex-girlfriend lives.

I’m Falling Apart At The Seams

I think my time playing football might be coming to an end. I know I have said this more times than that naughty little boy cried wolf, but I think this time it might actually be happening.

Almost Arrested For Taking The Piss

Yesterday was football training night with SE Lions, they are the team I play for on a Sunday. I got to Southwark Park early, we normally train & play here, but because of the light we were playing somewhere else and the assistant manager was going to meet me in the park (oo-er!).

Getting Revenge On The Nuisance Neighbours

Some of you may not be aware but since we moved into the new flat (in March I believe it was) we have had an ongoing problem with one of the neighbouring families from the third floor. They constantly allow their 3 year old child to throw things from their back balcony.

Everyone Is Leaving Me!

Everything seems to be changing around me. My bestest mate in all the entire wide world has got himself a bird and has moved in with her in a place called Molesey and has the cheek to be happy and leave me in London, the utter bastard! I can’t believe how selfish he is! I [...]

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