Last Night I Broke My Ring

Last night was probably one of the most painful nights of my life. I do not just mean psychical pain, for there was plenty of that to bare, I’m also talking about emotional pain, emotional pain that will probably be with me till the day I die.

It isn’t natural for a heterosexual man to have to endure this kind of pain and extreme embarrassment. It was worse for me though because I had the misfortune to have to suffer this embarrassing predicament in the public eye.

Trust me there is nothing more painful and embarrassing than breaking your earring in public.

Because I am always playing with it the poor bastard finally gave it up and snapped. The worst part was that the metal pin that goes into your ear was still firmly lodged in there and it was not about to come out any time soon.

I’m sure it didn’t look a pretty sight as I was stabbing my earlobe with my finger to try and somehow force the thing out. It took about 30 minutes but after much trying, and a lot of people staring, I managed to dislodge it.

Now I have nothing but a painful hole to remind me.

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