A friend of mine will soon be taking his great big smug face and will be flying off to Sweden for a week or so, probably to look at the lovely scenery and to stock up on all that lovely snus that he loves so much.
Today, while hanging out with that no good cunt Reiss, I came upon the realisation that there are three different types of people inside of me that are all fighting each other to gain control of my lovely, muscular, well-toned, yet supple, body.
I have been very boring these past two days and have done nothing but stay at home and write. I have done so much writing over the past two days that the neighbours thought there was a fire coming from the flat, but it was just the smoke billowing off the laptop from my speedy [...]
You might have noticed that I have given this blog a complete redesign. I was never really happy with the old design and it was always a stop gap measure until the current design was ready to be placed on display for the world to see.
I’d had a decent week working online so I thought that I would celebrate by going out Friday, because that is the kind of rock and roll rebel I am. You can keep your drugs and having debauched sex with groups of women, I’d much rather have a pint with a boring bastard like Reiss. [...]
Today something magical happened to me. Something that has put a huge smile on my face since the email informing me of this good fortune arrived into my email account. And for once it was nothing to do with weight loss pills or something to enhance my sex life.
Last night I decided to get out of the house and head into nearby Hackney to a venue called the Anatolia Bar in Mare Street. They were having a comedy show there called the Hackney School Drop Out Comedy Bin. Yeah, doesn’t sound good.
I would like to take a moment to apologise to anyone who found my last post rather uncomfortable to read. I don’t like making people feel bad but it has made me feel better. All I can promise is that I will not reveal anything like that for a long time. The secret of me [...]
All the times I have written about certain things on this blog I have never once stopped to think that maybe that particular topic I was about to mention might not be something I should share. Never once have I thought “maybe I should not air dirty washing in public”. That was until today.
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