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My dad has a new hobby to occupy his time. And it is not something gross like watching porn in front of his grand kids, moaning about everything, being a racist or answering the door in his underpants.
Is there anything better in life than finding out that somebody finds you attractive when you are feeling incredibly low? It doesn’t matter (or at least it shouldn’t) if the person attracted to you resembles a baboons arse that has been shredded with a razor, it is still a huge gigantic boost to your ego [...]
The short time I spent at the flat today I had a bit of a walk round to see what repairs need to be done. Sadly although it is a rather small flat there are actually quite a few things that need to be repaired very quickly.
The fly is still with us, mocking me every second that I am at the flat by bouncing off things and buzzing around my head as if to say “you can’t kill me you stupid bald cunt!”. He is immune to fly spray so I shall try something stronger to kill the greedy fucker.
I had a choice today, make the trip to the flat or stay at home and be insulted by the Maltese side of the family who had invited themselves round for the afternoon. The decision wasn’t difficult for me to make.
I have spent so much time and money going to the new flat in the past week or so that I would do very well if there was some kind of travel reward card scheme where you earned points per miles or something.
Saturday is here and that used to mean nursing a hangover from the night before and lying on the sofa groaning while watching TV. Now I’ve stopped drinking there is no hangover or lying around in pain to endure.
It seems to me that the more I clean at the new flat the more angry I become at how someone could live in such filth. Today I tackled the bedroom and I had to go and buy some industrial gloves to scrap the dried shit and body fluid off of everything from the cabinets [...]
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