Archive for September, 2009

Don Larry

My dad seems to have transformed himself into a wannabe mafia don boss lately. He has taken to wearing an expensive dressing gown that is embroidered on the back. He has also started smoking fat expensive cigars and drinking glasses of whiskey and/or rum.

My Computer Has Broken

My computer broke. I’m not sure how it happened. I came home from work to find my bedroom door wide open, I never leave it open. I looked at the computer as I sat down and noticed the mouse was on the right-hand side, I’m left-handed and never leave the mouse on the right-hand side.

Using Sex To Boost Traffic

I check my stats plugin once a month and regularly see that I get a lot of traffic from people looking for things like sex toys. Rather than sit here and wonder why they are finding my blog when searching for this I thought I’d increase the traffic by talking about it even more.

Slagging Me Off Is Easy

Yesterday I think I must have gone through every single possible emotion that there was to experience. From being happy & looking forward to playing for Bethnal Green Celtic right through to wanting to rip someone’s head off their stupid arrogant shoulders.

Boring People & Pulling In The Goose

The people I work with are riveting people, they really are. If they are not talking about various medical problems they are suffering from (and going into way too much detail) they are talking about things like how many spoons they have at home and even the rising price of rv finance in African countries [...]

Who Ate All The Pies? Part Two

I had such a good time looking at the pictures that I posted in my earlier post that I decided I should put up some others that made me chuckle. I know some of you might find it horrible but he fucking deserved it for invading the pitch at least three times and fighting with [...]

Who Ate All The Pies? Part One

You will have heard by now that there was a little bit of trouble at Upton Park where West Ham United took on the mighty Millwall. Rather than sit here and write at length about how West Ham were totally at fault for what happned inside the ground, I’m going to post a load of [...]

Ding Dong The Witch Has Resigned Due To Ill Health

I was going to lead with the title Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead but that would have been cruel (as she is not dead) and, most importantly of all, inaccurate. You can also count it as a playful dig at the people who jump all over health and safety if you like.

September 2009 Blog Traffic Report

This is something that I have not done in a long time, which is a shame because I really enjoyed doing it. If you didn’t like these kind of posts then you can blame Reiss for suggesting I start doing it again. I’ll tell you where he lives if you want to avenge your mind!

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