My Computer Has Broken

My computer broke.

I’m not sure how it happened. I came home from work to find my bedroom door wide open, I never leave it open. I looked at the computer as I sat down and noticed the mouse was on the right-hand side, I’m left-handed and never leave the mouse on the right-hand side.

Both of these pieces of evidence led me to deduce that someone had been in my room and had been using my computer while I was at work. I asked my dad who told me that nobody had been in the flat since I left for work and he had not been into my room.

Now either he is lying and someone has been into my room (probably one of my sisters or their poxy devil children) or he has been snooping in my room again and has done something to my computer.

Of course there is no way I can prove it so as usual I will have to simply bite my tongue and fork out money for a brand new computer at the end of the month.

It has been one of those weeks, my sister shrunk £150 worth of clothes that I had bought about two days earlier. She bunged it all into the dryer and shrunk the lot so I had to throw them out. Again I’m not allowed to say anything in case I upset he little love.

Work has been shit as well. I’ve been given a new section to clean and because we are short staffed I have to clean someone elses section as well. This was not what has annoyed me, I don’t have a key for the classrooms yet, so I have to ask people to unlock the rooms and the caretaker comes along and locks them again before I can clean them!

I have to get each room unlocked about three times each and it is not only annoying me but also the people with keys who I have to keep asking.

Just to kick me in the bollocks, the computer is broken just when I am hitting a nice purple patch with the reviews and articles. I would have made about £200 this week had the computer been working.

I’ve cancelled my event on Facebook for later this month. I don’t know why I created it to be honest, I don’t normally celebrate my birthday and I still don’t want to celebrate it yet I let people talk me into doing it.

I even toyed with the idea of going dress up in some kind of sexy adult costumes, but, thankfully, I soon came round and decided to cancel it.

Well fuck you, I’m not celebrating it this year! HA!

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