Archive for August, 2009

They Don’t Make Oyster Cards Very Sturdy

I did not go to work today. I keep my debit card and my Oyster card in a little yellow wallet that I was given when I got my Oyster card. I left it in one of my back pockets and sat down. The debit card was fine but the oyster had a nice long [...]

I Might Have To Change My Number Again

I think I might have to change my phone number again. For some reason some people are either not getting my text messages or are receiving them hours after I’ve sent them.

I Think I’m Having A Mid-Life Crisis

I’m not sure why but today I got my ear pierced. I’m still undecided if it was some form of mid-life crisis. Maybe in a couple of weeks I’ll be chasing 18 year old women, wearing leather jackets and applying for a driving license so I can buy a really flashy car?

Forgive Me Manowar For I Have Sinned

I’m not sure if it is a sign of me getting old but my taste in music has become even more dodgy than it previously was. I’m a big fan of metal as many of you know but I also like Chas & Dave, Shakin’ Stevens & 80s music. The last three are easily forgiven [...]

This Blog Should Carry A Health Warning

I really do wish this blog was more happy instead of the anger, hate and bile that is regularly contained on it’s pages. I wish I could write nice things like having a threesome with a fairy and a leprechaun while an intrigued unicorn looked on.

Why Do You Always Want To Punch People In The Face?

The title of this blog post was a quote from Reiss, he said it to me during training yesterday after I got into a row with a team mate and threatened to punch his lights out for talking to me like a cunt. The child was about 15 and yet he was talking down to [...]

The Mucky Pup Sell Black Sheep Now!

Bethnal Green Celtic’s poor run of pre-season matches continues as we went down 5-2 to Castle United Reserves yesterday. We actually took the lead and were beating them 2-0 but people got too cocky and thought the game was all done and dusted.

Drinking and Textual Confusion

Thursday I was not in a particularly good mood so thought I’d go for a quick pint in The Goose as it is near the bus stop on the way home from work. So there I am supping my pint of Pedigree at the bar when I see a woman come rushing to the bar [...]

Trying To Look On The Brightside Of Life

Over the past couple of days I have been in a bit of a sour mood due to having about a year’s worth of bad news and shit happen to me in the space of about two days. I think that would be enough to make anyone explode with rage.

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