Archive for March, 2009

I Met Richard Herring’s Clone

Since I was in such a good mood I decided to go to the pub, they had Sky Sports on so I could listen to the highlights of the Millwall/Crewe game while I supped my beer as the barmaid kept wiping my table (I clumsily slopped beer on the table) and the barman stood with [...]

Jade Goody: The Movie?

I was waiting to pay for some items in my local shop yesterday when I glanced around and saw the front page of The Daily Star newspaper. It said that there are plans afoot to make a movie about Jade Goody’s life. Don’t get me wrong, I felt empathy for her when it was announced [...]

Today Was A Good Day!

Yes you are reading the title of this post correctly. Today something marvelous happened, something that not even the greatest minds in the world could have imagined with all their huge brains scooped out of their heads and stuck together to make one huge sticky brain! I am in a good mood! I’m not really [...]

Hanging Up The Boots

It was not an easy decision for me to make, anybody who knows me will tell you that I love playing football more than anything in the world. But as of now I have officially called it a day playing football at league level. I have hung up my boots as they say. I did [...]

I Spent Almost The Entire Day In The Pub

I tried to be all happy and productive yesterday but by about 12pm I was in the mood to start punching people in the throat. By 1pm I had enough and took myself off to the pub and stayed until about 7pm when I popped back home to get my cash card so I could [...]

Father Ted & Zesty Burps

Although I had cheered up a bit I had taken the decision not to go to football training as I was still rather angry and thought it might be best to avoid my normal route of confrontation. So instead I did more cleaning and fell asleep. I think in hindsight I should have gone because [...]

Feeling Slightly Better Now

I am in a better mood than I was yesterday. I got rather (bit of an understatement there) angry and annoyed at someone so decided the best way to get over it would be to go on a bender and get completely hammered. That will make me feel a lot better. The sensible news is [...]

Saturday March 21st

Being nice to people, and honest, has come back to bite me on my huge arse. I think it is definitely time for me to revert back to my old misanthropic self, at least I did not have any backstabbing fuckers spouting lies about me to other people behind my back in those days …. [...]

Today Is A Good Day … So Far

Since I blocked her number I have not received anymore texts or voice mails from the mental woman who chatted me up on Sunday. Well she has not managed to track me down online yet. I received an email this morning from someone who wanted to know if I could tell her what the best [...]

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