Whiskey Is Evil

Days Without Alcohol: 2

Friday I stupidly decided to drink an entire bottle of whiskey that I had sitting in my room. Anyone drinking that amount of whiskey might have thought about watering it down with a mixer but I drank the fucker neat!

One minute I’m sitting at the computer drinking glasses of whiskey, chatting to people on MSN and the next thing I know I’m waking up in a heap on my bed. I could not remember a thing about what happened after that and that is normally a bad thing.

When I can’t remember it normally means I’ve done something. And boy did I do SOMETHING!

I was talking to three people on MSN and managed to insult and offend all of them plus I’d emailed people and sent them insulting emails. I also must have decided to go out because I found the smashed whiskey bottle on the stairwell and some cans of beer where I had obviously gone to a shop and bought more alcohol.

One of my neighbours happily told me that I was singing at the top of my voice to a huge selection of rock songs.

I’ve been apologising to people ever since.

Whiskey is evil.

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