Archive for September, 2007
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known to sound like a song……
A fart can create a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while……
A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget……
Sweet old farts like you!
Popularity: 11% [?]
Today’s free album CD giveaway in the Daily Star newspaper was The Best Of Bob Marley.
01. Sun Is Shining
02. Natural Mystic
03. Lively Up Yourself
04. Small Axe
05. Soul Rebel
06. Trench Town Rock
07. Corner Stone
Popularity: 27% [?]
Yesterday I went to Matalan to get some new t-shirts. I know that Matalan have a reputation of attracting a certain type of shopper but I do like their range of funny t-shirts and they are very reasonably priced so that is me sold.
There are 2 floors in the store in Dalston, the men’s stuff is on the top floor. I bought 3 new t-shirts and wondered over to the paying area on the top floor where there as one black woman behind the counter serving a line of black women and men.
She looked up at me and told me quite bluntly to go and pay downstairs, as I was on the escalator I saw two black women join the queue and a white woman being told to go downstairs to pay for her item.
I wonder what would possibly happen if this as reversed?
Please think about donating to the Dog's Trust charity, they do fantastic work in rescuing dogs that have been cruelly treated. :)Popularity: 21% [?]
Today’s free album CD giveaway in the Daily Star newspaper was The Best Of Iggy Pop.
This is a live album.
01. Real Wild Child
02. The Passenger
03. Lust For Life
04. I Wanna Be Your Dog
05. Nightclubbing
06. Easy Rider
07. China Girl
Popularity: 25% [?]
