Archive for July, 2007

Four Day Piss Up!

It was quite a weekend for me, seeing as my dad is in hospital having his annual bath I decided to blow most of my money on four days of drinking with a game of football thrown in for good measure. I spent most of Thursday and Friday scrubbing the place from top to bottom, [...]

Reiss The Dog Winder Upper

I received a “friendly warning” from the council about my dog today. Basically when Reiss comes to my door he will stand and look in my bedroom window in order to wind up my dog and she goes into a barking frenzy. Somebody has made a complaint about the barking that she does so Reiss, [...]

Bad Luck

Wayne says that I have the worst possible luck when it comes to using services from companies. I’ve had Sky charge me double month after month, I’ve had British Telecom disconnect me despite paying the bill, I’ve had my bank randomly charge me for direct debits that do not exist. A couple of weeks ago [...]

Acton’s Pre-Season Starts

Yesterday Acton Town had their first pre-season match against one of our many rivals, South Acton. I played about 70 minutes before I was subbed in order to give Clarkey a run out. I sat on the touchline and watched for about ten minutes before I got pissed off with the poor display and went [...]

Still Working Out

After two weeks doing my little workout, to try and lose a bit of weight and sort my wrist out, I tried to up the weight from 15lbs to 20lbs but my wrist started hurting really badly so I decided to just increase the amount of reps I did instead. I increased each set from [...]

Molested By A Group Of Drunken Women!

Pre-season training is well underway at Acton Town, I have not been for a couple of weeks and I really felt it when we got into a training match. I only managed 20 minutes before I was on my knees gasping for breath. We have some new faces in the team now, one of them [...]

Wrestling Death Odds

This was passed onto me by someone who found it on the website of Maxim magazine. I found it humorous so I thought I would share it. The Ultimate Warrior Age: 48 Odds that he’ll die before 2008: 20 to 1 Why he should be dead: For the better part of the late ’90s, we [...]

Not Such A Pleasant View!

I was looking out of my front room window this afternoon and in the garden below I saw a dog giving another dog what can only be described as a blowjob. That is something I should have never had to see!

No More Smoking In Pubs!

The day has finally arrived! Despite all the moaning and campaigning by people demanding the right to smoke you can now not smoke in any pub in the United Kingdom. I know as an ex-smoker this may sound slightly hypocritical but I am pleased because now my clothes will not stink of stale cigarette smoke [...]

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