Archive for June, 2007

I’ve Got A Nice Arse!

We now officially have a new Prime Minister, after 10 years leading this country (and 13 years as leader of Labour) Tony Blair has finally been forced to step down and hand over power to Gordon Brown. It still amazes me to this day that people vote a guy into power and then straight away [...]

Weight Training

Two weeks ago I started doing my old weight training workout. Sadly my right hand has still not healed from the time I fell on it playing football over three or four months ago, a fact that I found out when I tried to lift my old weight of 140lbs and almost fainted from the [...]

New Laptop

I have a new laptop today, actually I got it yesterday. My brother brought it brand new a couple of months ago and he now has his eye on a better one so he sold it to me for such a bargain that I could be accused of stealing it from him! It is very [...]

Reiss Scared Away Richard Herring!

On Monday I went to The New Globe pub, in Mile End, with Reiss to watch Richard Herring perform a preview of his Edinburgh show. I was certain Reiss would enjoy the comedy styling of Mr. Herring but I was not sure if I could get the close-minded, penis doodling, sod to come along. On [...]

Acquiring A New Nickname

Football training was quite fun this week. At one stage it really did pour down and we were all soaked through, apart from Learnmore who came late and stood under a tree. It turns out I have been passing the ball with the wrong part of my foot, apparently you are meant to pass with [...]

Download Heaven!

Richard Herring (of Lee & Herring fame, and the TRUE genius behind Time Gentlemen Please!) is going to be performing a preview of his upcoming Edinburgh show in Mile End, East London, on Monday night (and again at a later date) and I have just managed to reserve two tickets to see him! He was [...]

Do I Look Like Kyle Gass?

Whilst in The Daniel Defoe on Saturday Jenna said that I am starting to look like Kyle Gass … the fat bald one out of Tenacious D! It is probably worth pointing out that my hair looks nothing like that now, it looks more like this: I’ll leave it up to you lot to determine [...]

The Final Cut – If Things Fail, Blame Everyone Else

Hello and welcome to another edition of The Final Cut. It has been a while since I did the regular column thing but here we are and I’m slowly starting to get back into the swing of things, and what better way than a good old fashioned rant just like the old days!

Reiss Looks Like A Penis!

I woke up Saturday morning and had probably only my fourth ever hangover and boy did I feel it. I was not sick, which is what normally happens because I have such a shitty immune system but I had obviously not drunk enough water and just felt ugh. So I took my duvet into the [...]

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