Yesterday I went to The Ben Crouch with Reiss, apparently he had tried to round up a group of people but I was the only one with no life so it was just the two of us.

On the way there Adrian phoned Reiss up and told him that he had put a word in for me with his manager and something about me going in to speak to him sometime. I was not expecting anything to come of it but I’m glad that he did have a word.

I tried to put a CV together but Wayne did my head in and eventually I could not be bothered fucking around so I’ll leave it. I doubt I would have got the job anyway, who the hell would want to hire me!

We got a bit bored in there and ended up going to The New Intrepid Fox. I had only been there once before and I was very tired so could not enjoy the place, but this time I was refreshed and I actually enjoyed it, apart from the bouncer who pushed me out of his way twice - the rude little cunt!

One of the barmaids asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink, I was trying to see what she would do for it but sadly all she would do was hurl herself to the ground pretending to be dehydrated.

When I got home I found that I had no paracetamol so I just drank my normal four glasses of water and went to bed, and suffered no hangover. the next morning, so that was a great result.

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