Archive for April, 2007

Someone Needs To Get A Life

My dad came rushing into the front room today shouting that someone had sent him a text message saying “Contact Lisa”. I checked every single message and was even forced to read them out aloud to him to prove that no message existed. I then had to read out every message that had ever been [...]

Eminem Angers The Blind

Stevie Wonder complained about the way Eminem protrayed Michael Jackson in his ‘Just Lose It’ music video. When did he ‘see’ it?

I Cracked My Tooth

Last night I cracked one of my back teeth whilst munching on a chrisp! It does not hurt unless I eat on that site of my mouth so obviously I am going to have to go and see a dentist. Now this would be no big problem to most people but for it there are [...]

Avril Lavinge – Girlfriend

Avril Lavinge’s new song Girlfriend, am I right in thinking that she is saying it is OK for people to steal boyfriends from other women? I wonder what would happen if someone hit on her husband…

Dr Who

I have discovered the wonder that is Dr Who! I was really bored this evening so I decided to channel surf and the only half decent thing I could find was DR Who on BBC 3, I did not expect to like it as I hated the old one but it was actually funny and [...]

The Queen: What Does She Do?

I was watching a documentory about the Royal family and I suddenly started wondering does the Queen actually do anything these days? I’m not against the Royal family in anyway, I feel that they are one of the main reasons England bring in so much money every year from tourists. The reason I ask is [...]

Shopping To Avoid The Family!

I forced myself to go clothes shopping today, I just wanted to get out of the house because I was told that my aunt was coming to see my dad and I can’t really be bothered with the whole family thing these days. All they do is nag and moan at me anyway because at [...]

The Mother Returns

My loving mother came bouncing back into London today, I have not spoken to her since the incident last year when she forgot to tell me she had met some bloke and was marrying him and told the rest of the family not to tell me. She bought me a jumper which he obviously thought [...]

Confrontation Next To A Dolphin

I went to my local Jobcentre today, I have not stepped foot in that place in about 5 or 6 years, to ask them to take me off ICA and put me back on JSA so I could start the arduous task of trying to find employment with hardly any experience. In the end I [...]

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