Archive for April, 2007
My dad came rushing into the front room today shouting that someone had sent him a text message saying “Contact Lisa”.
I checked every single message and was even forced to read them out aloud to him to prove that no message existed. I then had to read out every message that had ever been sent from his phone (he never deletes them).
He asked me to check every call made and received from his phone, none of them mentioned a Lisa. In fact I even checked his address book and he has not got anyone called Lisa in it.
Then he PHONED every fucking person in his address book to enquire if they had sent him this message that does not exist. he has about 50 numbers in his address book and now he is moaning that his credit has almost run out!
This guy really needs to get a fucking life!
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Stevie Wonder complained about the way Eminem protrayed Michael Jackson in his ‘Just Lose It’ music video.
When did he ’see’ it?
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Last night I cracked one of my back teeth whilst munching on a chrisp!
It does not hurt unless I eat on that site of my mouth so obviously I am going to have to go and see a dentist. Now this would be no big problem to most people but for it there are a couple of exceptions:
1) I have been petrified of dentists since the time I had a tooth out when I was five and almost died in the chair.
2) I live in Tower Hamlets and it is almost impossible to get a dentist to take you on its books, especially when you are on benefits.
I checked out the NHS Direct website who boast about having an up-to-date list of dentists currently accepting NHS patients in my local area, all you have to do is type in your Post Code and bingo you get a list of them!
The first five that I have called have stopped taking NHS patients, so obviously this website is not as up-to-date as it proudly claims.
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Avril Lavinge’s new song Girlfriend, am I right in thinking that she is saying it is OK for people to steal boyfriends from other women?
I wonder what would happen if someone hit on her husband…
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I have discovered the wonder that is Dr Who!
I was really bored this evening so I decided to channel surf and the only half decent thing I could find was DR Who on BBC 3, I did not expect to like it as I hated the old one but it was actually funny and quite good entertainment.
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