I got a phonecall from Wayne last night. When he phones me he never allows the phone to ring properly. I am normally in the front room and my phone is in the bedroom. He will always wait until I’m about an inch away from the phone and then he will hang up! I swear [...]
Acton Town lost again on Saturday, this time we went down 4-2 against Samba Street Soccer. The annoying thing is that we were actually 2-0 up and playing some nice football until that second goal went in. As soon as we were 2-0 up you could see the midfield getting cocky and showing off, that [...]
So I’m sitting on a bench at Perivale station waiting for the train that will take me to Bethnal Green, after football training on Thursday evening, when I open a bottle of Coke and it sprays on me a little bit. Right on my crotch. It now looked like I had wet myself a little [...]
PlusNet are the biggest bunch of cunts in the ISP pool, and trust me that is some bloody acheivement! Last month I ended up in debt because PlusNet were trying to take the wrong amount of money from my bank account. They were supposed to take £31.99 but they were trying to take £63.98. This [...]
I stole this from the very cool Dana’s Live Journal page. Dear Lucozade Sport people, I am a big fan of your ‘Lucozade Sport Orange Body Fuel’ refreshing drink, and like to enjoy a bottle as I take my early morning cycle rides. As my fitness improves and my cycle rides grow longer I have [...]
I was taking part in a message board discussion over at ukff.com today about tough wrestlers. I brought up Les Kellett, a favourite of mine back when World Of Sport was on ITV Saturday afternoon, and someone posted this story about him. Les had a pig farm and one day he was bitten by one [...]
I’ve had her for about four years now and in that time she has had the following: Five new hard drives. Three dial-up modems Two sound cards Two broadband modems And more ram then a herd of slutty sheep! But alas she is just about done. The processer is a 433 mhz Intel Celeron, which [...]
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