Archive for May, 2006

I Hate London Transport!

On Saturday I was meant to go to football training. I got to Bethnal Green station to find out that half the Central line was once again closed for “urgent Engineering Works”, but there was no work because the workers do not work on the line (this part of the line is not underground) when [...]

Phantom Letter Opener

I do not know why but for some reason my dad has started opening my mail. For the past few days (since Monday) he has opened every single piece of mail that has come, despite having my name clearly marked on each of them. Even the ones for Tapp Out Radio have been opened. This [...]

I’ve Had It With My Dad!

I finally give up on my dad. I spent hours scrubbing the bathroom today, doing all those little cleaning jobs that we should do more often, and he goes in five minutes after and pisses all over the wall, toilet and floor! He does that every single time that he goes to the toilet. He [...]

Boring!

One hell of a boring weekend. Training at Acton Town was OK this week. We did a simple run around the pitch and then got straight into a match. I was back to my normal self, throwing hard sliding tackles around the place. Four of the players complained about my tackling, they said it was [...]

Still On Dial-Up

I finally got my broadband internet connection back on Friday, for about 30 seconds before it cut out on me again. I spent SIX FUCKING HOURS on a premium rate phone number trying to talk to someone at PlusNet who is not a complete fucking idiot! “Is your computer switched on”? “Have you turned it [...]

Running

After the fitness training that I went through on Saturday, with Acton Town, I decided that I needed to do some extra fitness training of my own in order to be fit enough for the new season. After all, I have paid to be part of the squad and I intend to play as many [...]

Shit-Stained Garments!

I am really annoyed today! On Friday I brought some new clothes. When I got home I noticed that on both pairs of jeans there were big faint brown stains on the bum area. I think it was shit! You know when you drop something on your top and you don’t get it in the [...]

New Hat!

It was really hot today so I decided to get some sun on my arms to help clear up the psoriasis that I have on them. Apparently sunlight (or more specifically the UVB sunray) is said to be the best cure for it. I walked along the canal to Stoke Newington and brought some new [...]

Arrested Again

I got arrested today, that is the second time in under a year, what a naughty little tyke I’m turning out to be. I was walking along the street, in a place called Stoke Newington, when across the road I saw this Jamaican guy with a yorkshire terrier (yes I did snigger to myself), the [...]

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