Food Poisoning & A Visit To Hastings

I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been busy fooling people into paying me to write for stupid people who believe that I have any writing talent that is worth parting with money for. But don’t let the cat out of the bag just yet, let’s see how long I can go before I [...]

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Kipper Feet

On Saturday I was standing outside the York Pub in Angel minding my own business, with a cigarette and a pint of London Pride on the go, when I was approached by a man asking me to borrow my lighter. Nothing abnormal about that, I gave it to him and he lit his cigarette and [...]

Meeting The Owner Of The World’s Naughtiest Cat!

I woke up today with a hangover, I drank a total of 5 cans of Fosters yesterday and there I am lying in bed with a fucking hangover! Is this what happens as you get older? You lose your ability to absorb alcohol?

Even Perverts Have Standards

2012 has been rather kind to me at the moment, to the point where I’m finding myself eyeing him up with suspicion, just what are you up to? You’re never normally this nice to me, come on unveil your true intention you utter bastard!

Should Have Stayed In Bed

I was hoping that I could get to the end of 2011 without any more shit being thrown at me, but Mother Nature must be a monkey of some kind because she really enjoys throwing her shit at people and me in particular!

I Hate Boxing Day

Boxing Day has to be the worst and most boring day of the year, nothing happens, the presents have all been opened, the useless POS Hardware present has been returned to the store, the buzz & excitement of Christmas Day has come and gone, and it seems such a long way away until we can [...]

The Perfect Christmas Day?

What did you do for Christmas Day? I spent the day laying in bed watching rubbish TV and stuffing my face with food that never seemed to run out. I didn’t even get out of bed to open my presents until about 9pm. I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure this is what Christmas [...]

Scaring Hungarian Women With A Helicopter

My sisters and their children laid siege to our flat last night I made plans to escape and visit a friend of mine who lives in Leyton with her 6 year old autistic son. I get a bit of a kick out of visiting them because we always have a laugh and an enjoyable evening.

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